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Total Medals Earned: 3,233 (From 427 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 60,335 Points

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Caesar's Day Off

Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)

I hate myself and I want to die. 25 Points

RAAAWR.

Pity Party 25 Points

T_T

Roman Partytime! 25 Points

Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.

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Cardiac Snowdrift

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

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Iron Constitution 10 Points

Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).

Ultimate Completion 25 Points

What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.

Unanimous Approval 100 Points

Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.

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Castaway 2

Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/150 points)

Big Meanie 5 Points

Defeat Big Blue the Meanie

First Craft 5 Points

Craft your first item

First Kill 5 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Reach Town 10 Points

Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.

Gate of Oceanus 25 Points

Unlock the Gate of Oceanus

Defeat Vulcan 50 Points

Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan

Mega Sword 50 Points

Craft the Razor Sword

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

Cat Astro Phi

Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/155 points)

M41-A 5 Points

Kill all bots on any level

Autopilot to LV-426 10 Points

Complete Planet 1

Hello Joshua 5 Points

Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing

Atari wouldn't like it 10 Points

Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences

Express elevator to hell 10 Points

Complete Planet 2

Farewell Sulaco 10 Points

Complete Planet 3

Eric and the Floaters 25 Points

Destroy 20 bots using only bombs

I'll go out there 25 Points

Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2

Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points

Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting

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Catch 51

Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)

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Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

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Chaos Faction 2

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

KILL IT WITH FIRE 5 Points

Burn someone to a crisp

Recycler 5 Points

Kill someone with a dropped weapon

Zoned Out 5 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1

Anger Management 10 Points

Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match

Crate Expectations 10 Points

Collect 20 crates in one match

In The Zone 10 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2

KAPOW! 10 Points

Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch

Magic Number 10 Points

Get a 3x multikill

Zero Gravity 10 Points

Go offscreen and recover

4 On The Floor 25 Points

Get a 4x multikill

Architect 25 Points

Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it

Chaos Kudos 25 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in the game

Immortal 25 Points

Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge

Veteran 25 Points

Play 10 deathmatch games

Fantastic 5 50 Points

Get a 5x multikill

Lift Off! 50 Points

Knock someone into space

Pacifist 50 Points

Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone

Survivor 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode

Take The Plunge 50 Points

Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row

Up And Away 50 Points

Knock someone into the stratosphere